i'm rachael and i'm a big dingus
who looks at a newborn baby and says “lets name her grandma” ????
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
yeah your baby is cute but how much can it benchpress