cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

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lulz-time:

2minutedrill:

Second graders learn grammar by correcting tweets from NFL players. 

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heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

sunshinelightss:

Ezra Koenig and …….Mniam mniam
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maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

And feeling weak when you want to text your boyfriend first because you don’t want to bother him or look like you care more than he does bc he probs doesn’t care about u at all
Dude I need a fucking therapist pls

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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Fuck yes!

fits a size 22 and looks hot

vaspim:

According to sources, it costs about $20,000 to hire an assassin so if you ever think you’re worthless, just remember you’re worth $20,000 to someone out there. Happy holidays guys

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